A Car So Fast It Will Turn You Into A Girl

I once took a girl out with me when I did an autocross run (come on, autocross is NOT THAT SCARY) and she kept screaming the whole time. I kept yelling at her to shut up, but she only stopped once we were finished. Now whenever I take anyone for a ride, be it track or autocross, I tell them my one rule is you are not allowed to scream… so annoying.