1.contractor pencils tucked in ear
2.super big cell phone belt clips. with a nextel phone (bill is paid by your company so you dont give a f)
3.HUGE coffee mugs that can fit almost a whole pot in from the superbowl scott norwood messed up in. its missing all the color cuz you have used it so much since then. when you go to noco, you refil THAT mug, not the noco mug cuz you think the person behind the counter doesnt have the “balls” to tell you otherwise.
4.asking dudes outside a bar that are smoking what the guy girl ratio is inside, then having a “meeting of the meatheads” to see if its worth paying the cover to try and talk to the girls with your rad canadian tux on.
5. going to any sit down resturant on lunch, and thinking the waitress is SOOO into you, because shes doing her job being nice and smiling. in fact, shes totally miserable becasue she has to deal with you right on the borderline of the no shoes no shirt no enter policy wearing a muscle shirt that says daytona bike week 1993 exposing your tribal, and your third ex wifes name.