-son240sx
-bings.ca
-ziptied.com
-not ubrf.org
-NYSPIZZLE!
- Pat Robertson
- Bill O’Reilly
- Tucker Carlson
- Ann Coulter
- Killin sand-niggers
Shark hunting
Cliff diving
Gator wrestling
Red Meat
Reach arounds
:shoot:
:hitit:
:crap:
:cjerk:
:hay:
lolol ^^^
-Red Gatorade, not fruit punch, the red stuff, fruit punch is for fags
-7 eleven
-Marb reds
-Shovel head, pan head, knuckle head, evolution
-Outlaws, rare breed, hells angels, kingsmen
haha worrrrrrrrrrrddddddddd
- burning tires
- smokin big cigars
- not givin a fuck
- roofing
- wife beaters
- intentionally getting into car accidents just to prove a point
- swearing in court
- maintaining multiple false identities
- insurance fraud
- a regualr day at the office
-running over a nest of hornets while mowing the lawn
-getting stung by half the nest
-pouring peroxide over fresh bee stings while singing the National Anthem
-walking back to the nest with a half gallon of gasoline, not knowing who’s more pissed off - you or the bees
-making the rest of the nest regret they were ever hatched
- dropping babies (other people’s babies)
- kicking babies
- eating dead babies
- taking pictures of half-eaten dead babies
- rolling around in half eaten dead babies while letting friends and colleagues take pictures
- hating police officers but envying their authority and power structure
- hating prostitutes but always secretly wanting to fuck the shit out of them
- hating how expensive good prostitues are
- costume stores
- dressing up like a police officer and busting prostitutes only to solicit free sex from them because the only alternative is jail.
^^^ this actually happened in TO 2 years ago… dude is a hero
hahahah, such a good one
what about driving 3 cars all registered as one car and swapping a license plate that is not even visable around from car to car?
- Snaking out your main sewer drain
- Renting a power auger because a hand snake wouldn’t bust your manly clog
- Bitching and swearing while you replace the warped back door with a new back door that barely fits in your manly block-construction house. Wood framing is for pussies.
- Throwing a shit fit when your basement floods again because the main line is still plugged.
- Renting a bigger longer power auger.
Sometimes I hate owning a house… :ham:
- tax evasion
- day dreaming about ways to get away with murder
- day dreaming about ways to get away with adultery
- day dreaming about ways to get away with robbing a bank
- tax evasion
Pronouncing the word “Porsche” using one syllable
Live axles
Single weight motor oil
Homemade ak 47s
Gambling on college sports
Movies for guys that like movies
Leaf springs
U joints
Beer can holders on riding lawn tractors
Scrap iron
i am so jealous that i didnt think of that one
- killdozer.
i win.
Wow.
Killdozer.
There is nothing more to be said in this thread…at least nothing more manly.