An asshole,115 hp of pure fury, and his travels

It sounds like once again you had a good time out there. I’m surprised there was a frozen lake within a thousand miles of here this winter.

Either way, nice thread, thanks for sharing, it’s good to know you’re not holding back when behind the keyboard!

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Awesome.

I’m sure they take all the time in the world to explain because there are some people who are just too new to the concept. Maybe there is a more experienced group that goes out?

And promoted :tup:

awesome read and looks like a great time.

A+ p0aster. WRA.

:lol: Vroomans near Canada lake is awesome they also have a weird liquor store inside

it kind of reminds me of the time i was like 17 and Krant and I were enjoying quattro at ecc south/rich stadium.

BUMP

Quattro, HNJ, Jeller and I out at the lake yesterday…

Jeller out there

Then the A$$hole

If you think he’s not as full of piss and vinegar in real life, check out this in car. I know the video sucks, but the audio is totally worth it. LOL

As you can see it was really rough out there, there was standing water and craters 6-8" deep all over.

Which lead to

All ready for the ride home

Big thanks to Krant and HNJ for letting me tag along, and to my boy Jeller of course for letting me beat the living shit out of his A4 station wagon (which took it like a champ)

X…

Where was this event?

onyx-the event this time was held on Algonqiun Lake in Wells, NY, located in the BEAUTIFUL Adirondak State Park.

It was really great to have some other people there from the NYSpeed so I don’t look like I’m making this shit up, or, making myself sound better then I am. To that end, I COULD NOT for the life of me get my car to spin on the skid pad. The rough terrain combined with no hp did not bode well for spinning around a cone in my car. I absolutely SUCKED on the skid pad. I thought “Oh great, Jeller and Xander are going to think I am all talk.” They even gave me the thumbs down. :tear::tear::tear::tear: But, on the skid pad, I SUCKED so suck is suck and thumbs down was warranted.

When we showed up, the instructors who remembered myself and HNJ from previous events informed us that we would be running in the instructor group-SWEET. If I had any pull, Xander and Jeller would have been in the same group as they had it down. I told them to “fuck waiting for fggts, if they are oblivious to you, and you have an opening, take it.” “We have been” AWESOME!!!

If the course this weekend was as smooth as 2 weeks ago, I would still be out there driving it. the long straight was LONG, and even with the bumps, I was hitting 60mph. If it was smooth, 80mph would have been hit.

All in all, great time and I think my car is no longer square do to the bumps. Think speed boat launching out of the waves rough. I think the bumper came off due to bottoming out and catching, not vibrations.

But, THE BEST thing of the weekend, absolute BEST THING was when Xander said “Those 335i guys SUCK, I now feel your pain!” Fucking instructor in your 335i-YOU SUCK!!! Dude from NYC, with Dr. plates, on a BMW:roll2::roll2::roll2::roll2:, 335i BMW no less,:fail::fail::fail::fail:, you suck more then a whore convention at port when the fleet is in. Don’t worry, my hate runs just as deep for the slut in the TT vert that spun out 34257423895-743289753`2489-756-3984 times and managed to get STUCK, STUCK, on the skid pad. I passed her once as she spun out and flipped her off-I can only hope she is as good at sucking weiner for her man as she is at driving.

LOL. Thanks Xander, You got me on a lap with the instructor in the car pussy footing around lol. My car sounds electric in that vid ha !

I had a great time, and it was probably the worst ice conditions most of the instructors have seen/driven on. I would do it again for sure. Its really a good time.

The 335 guys that were there are the worst representation of a BMW/335xi ever.

Krants POS audi 4000 is the best with its 100hp and a mad man at the wheel :tup:

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Looks like you guys had a good time

I like Krant’s creative use for the rack. I want to go to this next time in an awd turbo car. :tup:

Sam-I would absolutely LOVE to see your Evo out at one of these events ripping it up:tup: