onyx-the event this time was held on Algonqiun Lake in Wells, NY, located in the BEAUTIFUL Adirondak State Park.
It was really great to have some other people there from the NYSpeed so I don’t look like I’m making this shit up, or, making myself sound better then I am. To that end, I COULD NOT for the life of me get my car to spin on the skid pad. The rough terrain combined with no hp did not bode well for spinning around a cone in my car. I absolutely SUCKED on the skid pad. I thought “Oh great, Jeller and Xander are going to think I am all talk.” They even gave me the thumbs down. :tear::tear::tear::tear: But, on the skid pad, I SUCKED so suck is suck and thumbs down was warranted.
When we showed up, the instructors who remembered myself and HNJ from previous events informed us that we would be running in the instructor group-SWEET. If I had any pull, Xander and Jeller would have been in the same group as they had it down. I told them to “fuck waiting for fggts, if they are oblivious to you, and you have an opening, take it.” “We have been” AWESOME!!!
If the course this weekend was as smooth as 2 weeks ago, I would still be out there driving it. the long straight was LONG, and even with the bumps, I was hitting 60mph. If it was smooth, 80mph would have been hit.
All in all, great time and I think my car is no longer square do to the bumps. Think speed boat launching out of the waves rough. I think the bumper came off due to bottoming out and catching, not vibrations.
But, THE BEST thing of the weekend, absolute BEST THING was when Xander said “Those 335i guys SUCK, I now feel your pain!” Fucking instructor in your 335i-YOU SUCK!!! Dude from NYC, with Dr. plates, on a BMW:roll2::roll2::roll2::roll2:, 335i BMW no less,:fail::fail::fail::fail:, you suck more then a whore convention at port when the fleet is in. Don’t worry, my hate runs just as deep for the slut in the TT vert that spun out 34257423895-7
43289753`2489-756-3984 times and managed to get STUCK, STUCK, on the skid pad. I passed her once as she spun out and flipped her off-I can only hope she is as good at sucking weiner for her man as she is at driving.