Anybody driving through North Carolina soon?

Now this is just the rumor I heard…but in his never ending quest of DIY projects…he failed at making the Bmw a boat. So he gave up and he is going to come from NC via the Atlantic ocean…go visit howie in NYC…hop into the Hudson river…up to the St. Lawrence Seaway…and into the great lakes of ontario and erie…o you may have thought how will he get up niagara falls…ROCKETS!..the 10ft cf pole will be fashioned into a rocket propulsion system catapulting him over the falls and safely into the Niagara River :tup: and Gods Speed!

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