-plastic surgery
whos said what 
howard said i’m not allowed to tell you
actually they arn’t telling until next monday
I cheated on my wife and she caught me.
I once hid in a bathroom closet and pleasured myself as my family members went to the bathroom.
In the last year I got a girl pregnant and had to pay for her abortion.
I think I’m addicted to porn, I jerk off twice a day and prefer to masturbate, rather than having real sex.
I have spent well over $10,000 on internet porn.
My buddy and I once ordered massage girls but they ripped us off and left us staring at each other in our underwear.
I have pleasured myself with meat and vegetables.
I have a half sister I have never met and don’t want to.
I’ve had cosmetic surgery.
A guy once blew his load on my chest.
I once had my stomach pumped for alcohol poisoning and when I woke up, an acquaintance of the same sex was fondling me.
:ugh: :eek4dance
did he get married or no?
no.
now show some skin.
:nono: 
AIM me
Ok :naughty: