Anyone need some skanks?

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I lul’d at this one.

http://albany.craigslist.org/car/615620646.html

and in case the ad gets taken down, I will copy and paste !

CAR SHOWS/ sexy girls
Reply to: sale-615620646@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-03-23, 7:56AM EDT

Are you doing a car show or truck show and want to bring some attention to you veichle.THE NEW YORK GIRLS will provide sexy good looking college girls to showcase your car or truck.I will provide the girls your provide the car or truck.In exchange we can pass out business cards at the show in front of your veichle.They can also take pictures of our girls next to your car.

WWW.THENEWYORKGIRLS.COM OR CALL 518-210-4974

  • This item has been posted by-owner.
  • Location: ANYWHERE
  • it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
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:rofl

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we finally figured out how jay affords the fancy catch cans and the crazy fuel system… :ponder…your a pimp for these ladies. I suggest we move this into the for sale thread

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Lets get em for the central park event :crackup

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I need some sexy male models for my cars. :nod

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damn they do it all

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i charge hourly :haha

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Hour? Who are you kidding? I just need 5 mins. :mwahaha

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shiitttt… 5 minutes? maybe if afterwards I make lunch or something.

more like 1m34s :lol :lol :lol

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O my gawd, I used to work with “Anastasia.” :lol :lol

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lol where at dude?

she honestly looks kinda familiar… hmmm :ponder

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Quote from: thenewyorkgirls.com

  • Bachelor Parties
  • Retirement Parties
  • Corporate or Private
  • Concierge Service
  • Limousine Transportation
  • Limousine Pick-up with 1 or more of the NY Girls
  • Hotel or Party Venue Coordination
  • Sexy Personal Golfcart Driver or Caddy
  • Sexy Hostess(es) or Greeters
  • Bikini or Topless Bartenders
  • Strip-O-Gram / Bikini-Gram
  • Complete Event and Party Planning
  • Invitations and E-mail Invitations

:crackup at retirement parties haha and topless golf cart driver ftw!!

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i’m going to pickup golf this year i think.

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And after hole 1 she’ll be asking you to see your 9 iron

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that wasn’t that funny, but then you :haha at your own joke made me laugh. :lol

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ya didnt think it was that funny either, but w/e

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but just so we both have a lame joke under out belt, if she asked to see my 9 iron, she’d be pissed when i whipped out my 3 wood :crackup

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beginners!!! :idiots

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can we have the topless batenders at our next gathering? :ninja

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sure, I dont see how that would be a problem.

although I do have to figure out what a “batender” is

:ninja