ATTN: BurneeeeD

Perma ban is what Pewter is trying to say.

Listen, Schmeider, you need to learn something. You are a fucking little kid. Okay. LITTLE kid. You are basically worthless. If you came on here, were quiet, unassuming, and tried to learn and meet people through here, you would be fine. Nobody would despise you, at you’d at least have a little bit of respect.

Moving right along, you’re call out of Burnyd sucked. Completely. Sucked like Anna Nicole sucked down methadone in Florida in February.

So, if 1320’s instructions were too hard for you to understand, I have some more for you.

  1. Turn on your mom’s curling iron. (We damn well know you live at home)

  2. Allow it to heat. Relax your jaw

  3. Fellate hot curling iron. If you are wondering what fellate means, either google it, or shove that hot iron up your ass, because I’m damn sure you don’t have any public hair to slow it down from entering your asshole, you young fuck.

  4. Put on your taped reruns of Lizzy McGuire and prepare for the best day of our and your lives, which hopefully includes 3rd degree burns, a removed gag reflex (that you probably don’t have anyways), and the lack of ability to log on to Pittspeed.

If Al Gore were to decide to un-invent the internet tomorrow, I would be happy in one area knowing I would never have to read your bullshit, 10th grade, “Oh my God my pee pee is pointing out and feels really funny” shithole posts.

If there are Aliens that abduct people, let’s hope and pray they abduct you.