Hahaha.
That act would indeed be facetious as the intellectual capacity of the average person on shift can not be determined by simple mathematics. For the facts of the world which are presented on shift have no verity, or substantiality proves that a once objective, known idealism can be corrupted by the savor of just one post.
I would argue that if the scientific method did not subsist in this world as we know it, objective declaration could be nullified with a simple quarrel derived directly from Shift518.