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honda civic - $1700 (mount pleasant )

Date: 2010-03-24, 4:58AM EDT
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i have a 97 honda civic i put on here befor i am puting a engine and y8 tranny back in it and a y8 head and intakeand it got a full magnaflow with a high flow cat bran new i didnt put on yet i am soon as i sell the car i will put the engine and all that where you can git in and go need airbags becoz some one hit a deer in the front and the drive side corder needs fixed up it got 148 miles on the car it got projecter head light brannew and tail lgiht crome ones with got a body kit front back sids and git a hoodscop hood and a big wing it is a 5 speed it is a fast car i would keep it but ppl owe me cash his name is john hollis and he got my other parts for the car like a nuther tranny a y8 and the y8 engine spun bearings rod i got it like that if i dont sell it i puting a turbo on it i would trade for a turbo kit and nos kit for a 95 civic no junk shit or lots of good parts to like aftermarket intake stage 3 or 4 cluch kits and rims and if rims i would love to git a set or 16 or 17 speedstream i think that what they or like fat fives and a bilte engine or a engine swap like b16 vtec cumplet with every thing i would need to do it and a b18 vtec i need all of it and no smoke or nocking or anything i do not want junk shit i would like to here it run and go thoure the gears becoz ppl fucked me over on alot of shit befor you cant trust no one anymore or a d15b vtec no d15b7 or anything like that a jdm vtec i got one needs ring and rod bearings if any one on here would know where i could git them plz plz plz tell me i can git them anywere i tryed d15b7 all the d15bs and the d16s it sucks becoz it didnt need anything it just hade the honda smoke like at a high rev it hade 202 psi i got pic you will have to text me on my cell i dont really like sending them to emailes but if you text me it or if am out you will have to call me and i will have to call you back so i can right it down and i would trade for some guns to like 243 no rosie 3006 7mm mag no sunthatik stocks i want wood ones or i would trade for a 92 95 hatch or the 96 2000 that if the shell is clean with no engine or trannys but must have for the vtec and a 5speed but if not it must have a engine and tranny where git in and go let me know what you have and plzz no fucking lowballers and ppl trying to give nice car for junk i will not take junki just got jjustsold my 92 i have one here i miss it so i want a nuther one i have a 95 if you see a black civic with stikers all over the back window and got 69 and 81 on the back window thats me the numbers are my racing number i race dirt track and if you have a chevy 383 stroker race readywill trade and if you have a385 or a 358 or maybe a 355 it must be allllll done up with rollers good heads like 64 cc heads or 54 cc i got a 350 bord 60 over and i need a 3 speed tranny steal bell and lgiht flywhell and cluch peadol and every thing to put in my race car it a chevy monte carloe ss just text me let me know what you got or i can just keep the engine and tranny and sell you a nuther vtec tranny it got 46 thound on it the y8 it got like 38 some jackass painted crome for what i dont know y lol names matt by the way the number is 724 961 5111 if you call me block i will not pick up if you leve me a voice mail dont say your number 100 mph lol ppl do that all the time and i dont even call them back so ya call or text what ever time you what its like 435 am i dont sleep much i sleep like 3 to 5 hours so call any time or text ok thanks for you time oo ya DO NOT TEXT AND SAY HOW MUCH i cant stand that there is a price and i not goin to much lower then that becoz all of the shit on it ok i giting off here

what the fuuuuuck

Jesus Christ. I can’t even read all of that.

But only 148 miles! lol

he’s ready for nyspeed offtopic, someone send him a log in

agreed.

makes me want to

My brain hurts.

That is the longest sentence that I have ever read in my life.

The fuck.

GLWS
Fucktard needs to sell the whip and use the money to get some education.

i stopped two lines down lol. I was lost. I git confused tryn ta reed at 100mph

"and i not goin to much lower then that becoz all of the shit on it ok i giting off here "

Off topic? or off CL?

Might be time to cut back on the meth.

Dan

Give him a break. It’s hard to type with all those extra chromosomes getting in the way.

DUB POST

I read the first 3 lines and my anxiety levels went through the roof becoz this kids a retard!