B.R.A. Callouts!

Post them here!

If I can suck off enough cock at work I’m calling out the following people:

Silver_ls1_ss_i_suck_cock_what_ever_the_fuck_your_sn_is_adam
Wayne

Races

Battle of the Grocery Getters
Swarzkopf vs. BlkP42E

Grudge Races
Asian Dan vs. Adam (no reply)
Asian Dan vs. Titties (in an eating contest… dumb bitch)
Asian Dan vs. Guffey
Asian Dan vs. Kool Aid Man (SK360)
Asian Dan vs. Darknuts
Asian Dan vs. Pewter (my truck vs MATER)
Asian Dan (Truck) vs. Wayne (Truck) (no reply)
Bgblockelcamino vs. The finish line
Whitey vs. Fat Knapp aka Darkstar
Whitey vs. smblockelmexicancruck
Whitey vs. turbob16
Whitey vs. obi-1
Whitey vs. Quick
Fat Knapp (i.e. Darknuts, Darkstar, douche nozzle, etc.) vs. Kilmer420
Fat Knapp (i.e. Darknuts, Darkstar, douche nozzle, etc.) vs. Turdblowpee16
Fat Knapp (i.e. Darknuts, Darkstar, douche nozzle, etc.) vs. BLKP42E
Quik83Z vs. Whitey
69camaro vs. the white turbo truck? (I’m not going to assume who you are talking about)
69camaro vs. turbob16
69camaro vs. MPH boy (pending him getting off his lazy ass and finishing his car)
69camaro vs. darkstar

You asian motherfucker, You’re on.

I want me some of Joe’s V6 Fbucket.

i wont be racing but i will take on anyone in terms of all you can eat!

Anyone else rolling a stock econobox out to this? I am gonna run my Civic just to get the hang of a track. I’ve never been to one and gotta start somewhere. I might roll my bike down too… but still undecided on that.

I want to take my truck for a trip down the lane to compare to my Si also - but I highly doubt it will get past tech inspection.

i may bring my Impala.

Regal vs Impala with at least 6 bags of groceries in each back seat. I might also bring my grandmothers walker and a few church bingo chips to make it more authentic.

battle of grocery getters. each car with 4 passengers!

I’m considering coming in my stock (for the most part) Mazda 3. I want to learn more about being at the track so that when I have a reputable car, I will have some idea what I am doing. Not sure though, I might have a wedding to go to that day.

im down. i can bring the 2nd car seat base as well. we should race with 4 passengers in each

count me in, pussy.

i want to call out the finish line. sometimes that seems to elude me

:rofl:

im down. i can bring the 2nd car seat base as well. we should race with 4 passengers in each

Only if I get to hand pick your four passengers?

I predict transmission failures

good prediction

Looks like Joe and I will be taking a ride… lol

INDEED…although me in a car full of groceries?? idk bout that

lol, I bet we could take care of the groceries before the 1/8th

So my car would be getting like 5 miles per Twinkie? I wonder if I could upgrade to higher quality produce to get more efficiency and a better food/passenger ratio.

unwrap the twinkies before him before the race, that way he can eat them much more efficiently. taking you from 5tph to about 15-20tph

hey i want in on this Grocery Getter race. I have the biggest trunk…Shouldnt mean that i win automatically??