so we all know it was fuggen cold out last night so i decided to start a fire. yes i have a wood fireplace. so i wake up at 4am or so and i think im in a waffle house or something. smelled just like cooked Bacon and Breakfast in my house. i got excited for a second, then reality kicked in. damn, i wanted Bacon.
that is all.
Mmmmmm…Bacon!
Benny loves bacon.
Bacon is life.
Woven bacon sandwich is an epic delight.
Damn now I want bacon
how do u guys think i felt at 4am? i woke up thinking i was getting a plate full of bacon delight when all i got was a 33lb cat asshole to the face.
like a bacon explosion?
I woke up to the smell of bacon the other day
my woman made me eggs/toast, bacon for bfast
:thumbup
oh good lawd
no that was just me farting in yo face.
Did you lick it anyway?
i did but it tasted liek my cum…
wait…wat?
Fucking cody
hes a good boy. i have to twist tie the cabinet door shut because DJ has been going through it every night. sly lil fugger. now all i hear is him trying to get in and failing.
Lmao fucking stalker
I was at my buddy’s gun club last night and was checking what was in the fridge. I found about 7lbs of bacon in the freezer
Seriously a 33 pound cat? Is he fat or jacked?
bacon=awesome, that is all
I’ve made three of these this year!