Bam gets pulled over

I almost thought to use this excuse earlier when I got pulled over…

Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Me: Um no sir (at the moment I didn’t know
Officer: You switched lanes with no signal, accelerated quickly from the stop, you have a broken tail light lens, and your tint is very dark.

I so should have said something about them all happening at once, luckily he came back and gave me my info and had to leave due to a call. I did find out my tint only allows 15% light to pass through, doh. Didn’t know it was that dark.