St.Peter: “why should I let you into heaven?”
Obama: “because I was the first elected black president of the United States”
St.Peter: “Oh really? when did that happen?”
Obama: “about 20 minutes ago”
+karma for thread title.
oh, and :lol:
The Secret Service should be at your door… NOW
(old joke too)
:lol:
haha…well played
heard this a few times from some people at work. lost it’s flair.
If it came from anyone other than JEG I would have LOL’d…but because of the fact that it was JEG…I could not laugh.
i can’t get over what JEG posted up as the last thing he bought
fuck man, on a roll today
:thankyou:
I loled
go back to smoking pot while fishing at work… suites you better
- karma for being JEG
lol heard this one at work today and couldn’t stop laughing…:wiggle:
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HA! Joke’s on you guys, I dont work there anymore lol. and I dont smoke pot. I did it a few times but dont do it anymore. Havent for a long ass time.
are you making fun of youself?
I wonder if they’ll put him on a bill or a food stamp
bump for a good joke