At my brother’s wedding, I said something along the lines of “they were meant to be together adn a few other nice things” then I stole his beer and chugged it while still holding the mike. everyone laughed and I sat down
the speech is going to be gay as fuck anyway - it really doesn’t matter what you say, just sit down as fast as possible.
I didn’t have the best man give a speech at my wedding. I think they are lame. I stood up and told everyone to get to the eating, drinking,dancing and forget about all the sappy shit. i had a great time at my wedding.