I can’t think of anything. Married people, whats the coolest gift you received at your wedding?
Lonely losers like myself…gift suggestions?
A HUGE dildo, cause who ever is getting married won’t be satisfied with his tiny dick
awww, you’re getting me a gift?
but anyways, personally, for my wedding, I’ll be most happy with money, as this wedding is costing me a ton, so i’d like to recoup it somehow
Since its the first suggestion, i’ll strongly consider it!
Whats it like being poor? Those are like $30 bucks at target 
Just harassing you, they already got one on their registery…
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
do you have any idea how many bullshit gifts we have that are still in the boxes in a closet? I can’t even remember half the crap we got that we will never use because we don’t like any of it.
I can’t wait to get my friend a wedding gift
Slippers and a toaster…
if he doesn’t like the slippers he can toss the toaster in the bathtub with him during his honeymoon… fucking fggt
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sounds like some lame adaptation of the old buy her slipper and a dildo joke, “and if she does like slippers she can go f*** herself”.
Only his was much more amusing.
only I’m not lame and /attempted/ to be original
the claim was that the joke was lamer when watered down… not that you were.
srsly J?
Cash.
At least enough to cover your plate.
Of all the gifts that we got, we only have / display / use ~2 of them maybe. And its only been two yrs ago. lol.
He’s still lame…but its part of his charm.
I was going with cash if I couldn’t find something cool.
Cash it is. Nikuk has never steered me wrong…except that one time in Tiajuana when he sold me to the policia