if you still have all your organs, then it couldn’t have been that bad
So… slippers and fist dildo? so not like slippers, get your ass reamed out by a fist dildo?
meh, there are nicer buildings architecurally, but that is pretty badass. I want to visit Dubai someday
There you go making assumptions again…
the dubai jokes stopped being funny yesterday.
lol that was the joke… its such a department store holiday end of isle gift. ya know, the ones kids buy thier mom when they are 14.
stop whining. You still have one kidney.
Besides, local policia are cheaper then the federalies.
GIFTS ARE FOR THE SHOWER, I have never once given anything other than cash at someones wedding. Receptions are expensive and you should at least cover your cost of you plate. I rather have 40 bucks than a 200 dollar gift that I will never use.
meh, there are nicer buildings architecurally, but that is pretty badass. I want to visit Dubai someday
I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to sound like I wasn’t appreciative.
Lets go to Dubai next time.
exactly.
besides, we had ~90 people at our wedding and I can tell you the names of the top 4 cash contributors off the top of my head.
I can think of 1 person who gave us a cool gift.
edit- okay, two.
:gotme:
Architecturally speaking of course
Who gave you a cool gift?
2 $100 gift certificates for different divorce lawyers
and x2 to poopra, no cash, no care
If the moon was made of ribs… would it be this big?
:lolno:
but i like the moon 
who the fuck is getting married jaywonch!??!?!?!?!?!?!
Just some jerks I know. Not who you want it to be 
C A S H