wish i would have found this a couple hours ago :tup:
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2. Weirdo who always bought the same dildo, then cancelled his order 15 minutes later: To respond to your query: NO I don’t know if this is a ‘good cock’…Even if I bought this particular item for myself, I certainly wouldn’t tell a complete stranger my opinion of it! After you fifth purchase of this item in less than a month, I finally banned your sorry ass from buying anything at my store again. Every time i have to refund your money, I lose money myself! My credit card processor take 5% that I will never see again! You were a man buying a particularly LARGE (John Holmes) dildo…this doesn’t mean that you are gay or anything and frankly I don’t care on way or the other…but from the desperate, seeking emails you sent me and the number of times you asked for a refund, I am guessing that you couldn’t come to grips with whatever angst you were feeling at the times you thought 10 inches of Ultra-Skin would feel REALLY good in your ass."