Best of Craigslist: Honda Owners...

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Found this today…

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/pdx/80077215.html

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Well said.

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Theres actually alot more on there but that was the first one.

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:rofl:

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haha. pretty good and true

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here’s another…

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/pdx/100173905.html

and

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/bos/34298447.html

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The way I figure it, your car sucks so much, you can’t beat any of the other Hondas, and sure as hell don’t want to admit defeat. Instead of buying a genuinely fast car, you choose to get your rocks off racing easy vehicles in your piece of shit. Way to go, badass! I’m proud of you! Why don’t we get together and beat up some kids later. I’ll let you sucker punch a baby. It will be hard core.

:bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl:

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Craigslist gets some funny ass postings

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Craigslist has some good listings…

I know mommy doesn’t let you out past 10 on school nights, but please, if you’re going to drive like that on public roads, at least have the balls to sneak out and do it at 3 am. That way, when you pilot your little tin can into a brick wall at it’s top speed of 115 mph, you will be the only casualty. hahaha

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Amen

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haha…I deal with faggots like that everyday on the parkway

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:rofl: :rofl:

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I can’t even get 1/4 mile from my house without getting revved at. Crikey, my car is a pile anyway.

On the other hand I never get tired of hearing them punch it out of a red light and hearing that auto tranny wince when it shifts @ 4K, and it’s accompanying exhaust tone…lol

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:rofl:

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The guy in the first one must do some kind of antagonizing. I never get revved at in my Jeep, unless of course it’s a friend at the light.

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Seriously, though. Please, please, the next time you see me, or any other non-challenging vehicle at a light, don’t antagonize them and encourage them to ‘race.’ Instead, pull your head our of your ass, and realize that your hatchback is probably faster than a minivan,

I disagree, I have spanked more than one import,

In my minivan…:doh: :finger2:

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I really want a turbo mini-van:burnout: and a bit of Shelby toys:)

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My Jeep has less than 200 horsepower and the aerodynamics of a barn

:bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl:

sounding like a weedwhacker on crack

wooooo :bowrofl:

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wow that was awesome ‘aerodynamics of a barn’ that was good. I always race against U-hauls I win only by a car length though. :rofl: j/k