Best way to get out of a UB parking ticket?

yeah i am with lafengas. dont pay it and watch the hilarity ensue. mine were 30 each. then i get a letter saying they are 60 each. then 90, then magically they go back down to 30. then 60, then 90. repeat.

they said i cant get my diploma until i pay it off. i say its ok cuz instead of one stupid piece of paper i am up to like 127. sweet