http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/
(310): I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.:rofl
(805): Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
(1-805): Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Yeah I saw this site last week when someone posted it on another forum.
There’s def. some good ones
Hahaha omg I am in tears right now…awesome find. +rep
(914): saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won’t be a whore this weekend
Fucking epic :rofl
Lawl