Big women really are great:

Work Safe.

Awesome

lol so horrible

edit: so little talent and just so cable public access worthy

“shes sweet, shes hot, shes mellow. and he’s not going to be yellow, he’s such a lucky fellow… to have that plump girl he loves.”

I, on the other hand, do not love a fat girl.

HAHA!

LOL @ u go gurl

oh god

water aerobics, 5 days a week.

Show me the money!
Show you the money?
Well, it’s a popular expression

This black dude reminds me of Big Tim from Requiem for A Dream.

http://images.broadwayworld.com/upload/11686/New%20Folder/mc44.jpg

“I didn’t take it out for fresh air”

Only in the last stanza do i say fat… I build up to it
Alright, so it does sound better to the ear
F. A. T. I guess P.H.T… I’ll go with that
P.H.A.T.
{awkward pause}
{awkward pause continued}
So do you go to the beach, ellen?

LOL @ when she says PHT, ill go with that

eew