That was at 6 in the morning when I couldn’t sleep because I had slept until 3:30 PM because I was exhausted from getting drunk in a social environment the night before. It was either that or research Matchbox prices so I opted for the first of the two.
YES! You’re getting the hang of it :rofl :rofl
A few key points:
-Use correct English always (capitalization, apostrophes, etc)
-Keep your sentences short (under 10 words 90% of the time, a 3-5 word sentence is a requirement for most posts)
-Use “I” a lot, once every other sentence at the least
-Always be subtly or outright depressed when posting
-Before hitting “submit post”, re-read your post in an Eeyore voice. If it sounds like something he would say, you’re good to go. (Go to 1:20 in this video click me )
That’s about it.