I dont know if this has ever been posted, sorry if it has im just to lazie tio seach it, but i found these and thought they were pretty funny so i decided to share
http://exdat.proboards44.com/index.cgi?board=comedy&action=print&thread=1189342359
http://www.intrawebnet.com/cyber_texts/
its basically this guy that starts cyber sex convo’s with people then starts sayin funny crazy weirdo stuff
Oh my god the pirate thing was hilarious!
i haven’t read anything as i know it’s a repost since it’s been around since the internet.
Pre-internet this is AOL at it’s peak.
Battleship ass FTL.
The other ones in there are pretty awesome as well. <3
1hOttYeVe: alright then…I walk over to you and start kissing your neck and chest
I.F.: I pop like 16 boners
fuckin LOL!
that shit is great.
J-Dogg: I pull out my schlong, and rub it on your breasts…
Partner6: WTF?!
J-Dogg: Oh shit, I meant, your schlong! your schlong!
Partner6: I’ve had it with you queers trying to cyber me, I only fuck women…
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
these are old as hell, but this one always makes me lol
Bloodninja: I lick your earlobe, and undo your watch.
Sarah19fca: mmmm, okay.
Bloodninja: I take yo pants off, grunting like a troll.
Sarah19fca: Yeah I like it rough.
Bloodninja: I smack you thick booty.
Sarah19fca: Oh yeah, that feels good.
Bloodninja: Smack, Smack, yeeeaahhh.
Bloodninja: I make some toast and eat it off your ass. Land O’ Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm.
Sarah19fca: you like that?
Bloodninja: I peel some bananas.
Sarah19fca: Oh, what are you gonna do with those?
Bloodninja: get me peanuts. Peanuts from the ballpark.
Sarah19fca: Peanuts?
Bloodninja: Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh.
Sarah19fca: What are you talking about?
Bloodninja: I’m spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a fatty. I throw rocks at the cats.
Sarah19fca: This is stupid.
Bloodninja: Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer.
Bloodninja: Wanna Wrestle Stone Cold?
Bloodninja: Yeeaahhhh.
Sarah19fca: /ignore
Bloodninja: Its cool stone cold she was a bitch anyway.
Bloodninja: We get on harleys and ride into the sunset.