Broken Dick??

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Happend to my friend mike.

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It happens , I bruised my joint before lol . I was hammering this whore in her ass and I guess I went to deep and she wiggled a little causing my joint to exit her starfish hole as I was Still hammering away I slammed my helmet into her ass cheak causing my joint to bend badly , once that happened I felt the worse pain I ever have down there and stopped imediatly my shaft started swelling “kinda cool but painful” well all night my shit was sore as hell and swollen . I went to e/r in the a.m cause my shit was as fat as a tuna can . Doc said I bruised some membrane and he gave me some pill to take so that dick wouldn’t get hard till the bruising was gone etc . So after a weak of being limp I had a followup and I was still worried cause it devoliped a curve that it never did have " and still does ;)" I was givin a clean bill of health and told to not be so vigorous during intercourse lol .

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ok way to much information john.

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It is what it is man lol

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Hahahahaha leave it to John to go into nasty details

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FUCK.

Still cringing… This has to be in my top 5 fears and something I’ve had more than one close call with. Bitches get crazy on top some time and shit slips out…

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:rofl:rofl:rofl

agreed

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You could have stopped reading at any time.

I have a boner.

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Omg I can’t stop laughing that was awesome John! Hahahahaha now I’ve got the up and in! Hahaha developed a curve hahahhahaha

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plus repped…also have a hard-on

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ive bruised mine before doing this. shit sucks hardcore.

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I call bullshit on everyone in this thread.

Bunch of no booty getting chumps in this thread.

Over and out.

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pics or gtfo

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look at my house remodeling thread.

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lmao

note to self do not hammer a whore in her ass too deep. esp if she wiggles

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Too deep ain’t the problem, it’s when you go for the long strokes and pop out that shit gets scary…

Tap dat talk