“at least I haven’t sucked as much dick in my life as Quik”
“Honestly…does my head look too big for my body?”
dude you still got a little jizz in your ear go clean it up before some one finds out
dude on left: “seriously, when you deep throat this blade it will remind you of deep throating my super stubbly balls, swallow slow bitch!!”
“man i wish this douche bag would shut up”