MITSUBISHI
Manufactured In Taiwan Sold Under British Influence Shipped Here Incomplete
MOPAR
Motor On Pavement After Race
Moments Of Power Are Rare
SAAB
Something An Asshole Buys
SATURN
Same American Trash Under Revised Name
VOLKSWAGON
Very Old Lowered Kinky Sedan With A Great Engine Noise
JEEP
Junk Everyone Eventually Piles
HONDA
Horribly Overpriced, Needing Dad’s Assistance
BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
ACURA
Always Catching Up, Rarely Ahead
worst thread ever
x 2
mopar…men only play anal rugby
but yes horrible thread
hehe, oh well
where is pontiac and ford?
:gives:
everyone knows the one for pontiac
and FORD= found on roadside dead
pontiac > *
fuckin old rebuilt dodge
My Old Plymouth Always Runs
gay thread
Fixed Or Repaired Daily
Found On Road Dead
how about…
faster than all your guy’s shit!
Made of Odd Parts Assembled Rapidly
Four Old Rusty Doors
Just Everybody Else’s Parts
Just Empty Every Pocket
some more to add to the list
naaaa we all know thats not true…
you probably go thru oil faster then your track time! :booty:
didnt your daytona do that more then anything? pot calling kettle black
Get Everywhere? Optimistic.
Fingers
In
Every
Ripe
Orafice
Crossdressing
Uniontown
Tools
Lick
Every
Swollen
Sphincter
Make
Every
Titty
Rounder,
Okay?