According to information found on the plastic surgeon general’s website, there are several easily identifiable indications that a woman may be afflicted with Chronic Breast Deficiency, or CBD. These include the inability to fill out tight sweaters, as well as invisibility when in proximity to women who have large breasts. Females with this disorder may also experience a troubling absence of back pain.
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“If your daughter, girlfriend, or secretary has small breasts, let her know that she should get the help she needs,” Saddler says in one of the televised spots, standing before a diagram of Pamela Anderson. “Referring to under- endowed women’s mammaries as ‘mosquito bites’ or likening a female’s appearance to a diving board are just two of the many effective methods that can encourage those suffering from this unpleasant disorder to seek treatment.”
Last week, Congress proposed a bill that would earmark $600 million to provide high schools nationwide with educational programs and literature.
“The younger a woman is when she realizes that she has this problem, the better off we’ll all be,” said Sen. Wayne Allard (R-CO), head of the recently formed Itty-Bitty Titty Senate Subcommittee. “Of course, we support all women receiving treatment for this disorder, regardless of how old they are.”
“I cannot stress enough how important it is for women who believe they already have large breasts to remember that they can almost always benefit from having even larger breasts,” Saddler added.
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