Could you ever be this drunk ?

http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/South/08/30/man.decapitated.ap/index.html

:ugh:

no

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

i dont drink…but that guy is almost as big of a idiot as the woman that hit the homeless guy and drove home with him in the windshield

that was :rofl::rofl::rofl: too!!

hilarity

nope

Oh my god…

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.raceworx.com/imabandwidththief/depends%2520are%2520leaking.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.raceworx.com/imabandwidththief/&h=450&w=600&sz=128&tbnid=JqxmejolUygJ:&tbnh=99&tbnw=132&start=6&prev=/images%3Fq%3Ddepends%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26ie%3DUTF-8%26safe%3Doff%26sa%3DN

http://www.wpxi.com/news/3698693/detail.html

thats messed up.