nobody on

durnk and nobodys on where r all the fuckineople man? id be asleep but i justgot fucking sbhammered an hr ago so im oup and ha d acup of cofffee beofre i drank man…4 shots of bacaqrdi limon and 2 victory volden moknkys fcing own me! :bowdown: :bigthumb:

thats it?

drink some more, maybe that fly from the bar will get pretty…

you can drink a ugly woman pretty but you can’t drink a fat woman skinny :bowrofl:

ar? mang i cnat og tohe bar im not legal1 heh oh well maybe 5 years form now oll

man your really drunk???

Doubt it even drunks spell better than that.

and i beleive hes only 15

I disagree. :embarassd

i was fucking smashed last night, hangovers suck…threw up twice just before i went to bed and i feel like ass right now. i can still taste jim bean :hahano: oh and when my parents come home with the camera, ill take a pic of my license for ya u little focker! :wtcslap: :finger:

kid stuff

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how much did you drink?

i think he said that it was a dixie cup full! :moon:

:greddy2: :owned:

who’s gay bitch!!!

2 shots of bicardi limon, 4 shts of jim bean, 2 victory golden monkey bears

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light weights

5’7 115 lbs + a little bit of alcohol = :eek: :hs: