finally sober enough to figure out how to turn my computer on:lol country fest was awesum! i think i said oh haii cp about 300 times. wayne sold his shirt to some bull dyke lmao, dfdrocks was getting hit on by ghey guys and almost fought an army recruiter, my other friend was pissing in some ladys lawn, passed out and the lady called the cops, they tried taking him away in an ambulance but he refused and they finally let him go, apparently he blew a .28 :ahh:lol good times
none of that shit (literally) going on. Just too much Old Crow and Gatorade mixes.
so pissed i missed it…was such a good lineup this year too. work FTMFL!
alright, ive heard pf cleveland steamers, dirty sanchez’s and angry pirates…but what the fuck is an alaskan shitrod lol?
hmmm couldn’t find alaskan shitrod…but I did find alaskan pipeline on urbandictionary.com
- alaskan pipeline 1247 up, 247 down
n: the act of pooping in to a condom, freezing the rubber overnight, then inserting it in to ones anus.
Invented at the University of Iowa by Brian and Andy S. in 2001.
Andy: “Hey Brian, wanna come give me an alaskan pipeline?”
Brian: “You know I can’t do that again. Dad will spank us!”
Andy: “Aww shucks Brian, you know how much I love those.”
Brian: “I know Andy dear, I know.”
my first year at countryfest and wont be my last. Was deff a good time
That is absolutely terrible. I may go vomit now.