I was delivering some Chinese food tonight… On a delivery to a house on Warrendale-Bayne Road, i lost traction halfway up a guy’s driveway, slid backwards, sideways, and then ass-first off a cliff into a 10-12 foot deep trench. My car was nearly vertical as I sat in the driver’s seat, seeing only sky and branches through the windscreen. I climbed out of the car, climbed the cliff, and delivered the guy’s food. “$40.52” I said to him, laughing my ass off (I think I was in shock). He paid me, and then looked in the direction of his driveway and saw 30% of my car poking over the side of his driveway, aimed straight at the moon. I wish I had his face and my car’s position on film.
Long story short, he yanked me up the cliff with his Cherokee, and I drove back to work giggling maniacally.
Originally posted by Jeff95TA That’s a good way to make people feel bad for you and give big tips! I bet he shovels his driveway next time.
i got a $40 tip when delivering a pizza to some sewickley dude’s house when i got a flat tire in his driveway. He thought i ran over something, but in fact i just ran the tires on the cords too long.
Not to get back off-topic, but I have, in no way, forced anyone to support Howard Dean. The banner is in my sig. I’m not insulting anyone who backs any other candidate, no matter how invalid their opinion may be. So, in short, shut the fuck up and talk cars. If you want to debate politics, start a thread and I’ll be happy to tell you how wrong your political opinions are.
Originally posted by michaelblanyer Not to get back off-topic, but I have, in no way, forced anyone to support Howard Dean. The banner is in my sig. I’m not insulting anyone who backs any other candidate, no matter how invalid their opinion may be. So, in short, shut the fuck up and talk cars. If you want to debate politics, start a thread and I’ll be happy to tell you how wrong your political opinions are.
thats funny since you are the one that posted the sig…
