Crazy STi story

^ an STi that beat him in a race perhaps? LOLLLL

i get pissy when i havent had my coffee

It wasn’t the worst story, but it wasnt great.

He is clearly inexperienced with cars too.

Or you have a sandy vagina

yeah it could use a rinse too

(all love bro(no homo))

I hope I’m not the only one who thinks the parody was a better read.

lol @

Care to share pictures of your destroyed car after said commute.

Oh wait no 16 year old chinese girl on her telephone actually took off half your car.

Thank goodness for “stage 2”!

Definitely could have ended badly. I bet the seats need steam cleaned.

Now if that tree tried to fall on an Evo, it would have realized it’s mistake mid-fall and disintegrated into a million splinters before it came within 50 feet of the car. Then the splinters would have apologized, individually, for having even considered entering the same space as the Evo.

there are better tree falling stories, documentarily speaking, still, i’d like to go snowboarding with my director of HR someday.

i had a tree in my front yard that was about the size of those trees right there and it took two big guys to even reach fully around it, but it didnt look that big in pics either