Darkstar's Penguins Tickets Emporium - Where even deaf jews pay full price

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Two tickets available for the following games:

Going to start selling on Craigslist for $150 a pair in a week.

BUT FOR YOU MY FRIENDS, $140…

Tuesday December 28th vs Atlanta Thrashers 7:00
Saturday January 8th vs. Minnesota Wild 7:00
Tuesday January 25th vs New York Islanders 7:00
Friday, February 4th vs. Buffalo Sabres 7:00
Thursday February 10th vs. Los Angeles Kings 7:00
Wednesday Feb 23rd vs San Jose Sharks 7:30
Saturday March 12th vs. Montreal Canadians 2:00
Sunday March 20th vs. New York Rangers 12:30
Sunday March 27th vs. Florida Panthers 1:00

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SEATS ARE SECTION 226, ROW J.

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So i pay $160

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Those who have contributed to Greyhound bus tickets are entitled to a small discount.

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:rofl:

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Mike, did you sell any of these yet, or are all those still avail? I am interested in at least one game…have to check the schedule.

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Do the tickets come with kleenex for the nose bleed like conditions?

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roffle

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All are still available at the moment. Havent put anything up on Craigslist yet.

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If you want a pair of tickets I’d be happy to provide you with two complimentary tampons. You can stick them up your nose or the orifice you possess for which they were intended.

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Mike text me, I may be interested in a game.