my g/f sent this to me thought it was funny as fuck
DAYVORCE
A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer.
The lawyer said, " How can I help you? " The farmer said, “I want to get
one of those dayvorces.” The lawyer said, “Do you have any grounds?” The
farmer said, “Yes, I got 40 acres.” The lawyer said, "No, you don’t
understand, Do you have a suit? The farmer said, “Yes, I got a suit, I
wears it to church on Sundays.” The lawyer said, “No, no, I mean, do you
have a case?” The farmer said, “No, I ain’t got a case, but I got a John
Deere.” The lawyer said, “No, I mean, do you have a grudge?” The farmer
said, “Yes, I got a grudge, That’s where I parks the John Deere.” The
lawyer said, “Does your wife beat you up or something?” The farmer said,
“No, we both gets up at 4:30 in the mornin.” The lawyer said, “Is your
wife a nagger?” The farmer said, “No, she’s a little white gal, but our
last child was a nagger and that’s why I wants a dayvorce.”
