I would like to beg of you a small favor. I would like to bop around to bad techno music in your vehicle. Preferably at night. And stop at the gas station and try to fill up the car with the gas pump on the wrong side.
And we can invite Rose McGowan.
If this is too large of a favor to ask, we can start out small. We can talk to squirrels. Or about them.
I would like to talk to squirrels with you. Preferably during the day so i can see their expression when they talk back. I had one experience talking to a squrrel before, but he wasn’t very happy with me because i ran over his mother. But, we can try and start a conversation.
As for the techno music, if you bring a cd, we can bop around to it. But, only for an hour.After that, i will make another music selection. This can be done at night. We can even put strobe lights in my car so it adds to the effect if you’d like.
As for the gas station, I will let you try to fill up my car on the wrong side only if you continue to do so until the store attendant comes out to help you.
A guy I know is a little fucked up in the head (lots of drugs) and he was in his yard and saw a squirrel and he said the squirrel told him it was the devil and it told him to bow to it.
This is the same guy that was in a bar with me and my friend and put his sunglasses on and walked out and started walking away (even though we brought him). We asked him where he was going and he said he was walking to the sun.