No Mr. President, Optimus Prime was a truck
Winner at the end of the month gets 10$ paypal.
Winner gets chosen by the Shift518 Staff.
Staff members are not eligible.
Must provide us with your paypal address in a PM to claim winnings.
HAHAHAHAHA Thats better.
“Brilliant. We’ve spent billions of dollars spent designing a megawatt-class chemical-oxygen-iodine laser, modifying a 747-400 to carry it aloft, integrating an avionics and sensor package to detect, track, target and destroy ballistic missiles at ranges exceeding four hundred kilometers and in the end, all we got was a jet that looks like a cyclops staring at its own red-tipped penis when it’s parked.”
“After years of research and development on their Top Secret spy plane, Richard came to realize only one thing as he peered up at the looming object. He was in fact, going bald.”
“Remember how I was telling you about what my girlfriend did for me last night? Well now it looks something like that.”
So thats how Santa knows if I’ve been naughty or nice.