Decide my fate!

i’ve been blessed with incredibly thick, fast-growing, shiny, feathered hair… while that sounds like a great thing, because i haven’t had a proper haircut since fall, i look like i should be a 70s F1 driver, or this guy:

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b286/CinemaAny/JaredasLeif.jpg

alicia would rather i didn’t cut it off, but i sweat my ass off under my Barry Gibb hair helmet, so i’m leaning toward the cornrows as a temporary solution. i’ve had a mohawk before, and i’ve thought about doing it again. i have to do something soon though, because the heat at work is killing me.