- What do you put in a toaster?
Answer: “bread.” If you said “toast,” then give up now and go do
something else. Try not to hurt yourself.
If you said, “bread,” go to Question 2.
- Say “silk” five times. Now spell “silk.” What do cows drink?
Answer: Cows drink water. If you said “milk,” please do not
attempt the next question. Your brain is obviously over stressed and may even
overheat. It may be that you need to content yourself with reading
something more appropriate, such as Children’s World."
If you said “water,” proceed to Question 3.
- If a red house is made from red bricks, and a blue house is
made from blue bricks, and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black
house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?
Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said, “green
bricks,” what the devil are you still doing reading these questions???
If you said “glass,” then go on to Question 4.
- Twenty years ago, a plane was flying at 20,000 feet over
Germany. If you recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West
Germany and East Germany. Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the
engines failed. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is
also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the
third engine fails before he has time to attempt an emergency landing,
and the plane crashes smack in the middle of “no man’s land” between East
Germany and West Germany.
Where would you bury the survivors? . . in East Germany or West
Germany or in “no man’s land”?
Answer: You don’t, of course, bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING
else, you are a real dunce and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from
a plane crash. Your efforts would not be appreciated.
If you said, “Don’t bury the survivors,” proceed to the next
question
- If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60 of a degree every minute
how many degrees will the hour hand move in one hour?
Answer: One degree. If you said, “360 degrees” or anything other
than “one degree,” you are to be congratulated on getting this far, but
you are obviously out of your league. Turn in your pencil, and exit
the room.
Everyone else proceed to the final question.
- Without using a calculator – You are driving a bus from London to
Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading,
six people get off the bus, and nine people get on. In Swindon, two
people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16
people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on.
In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive
at Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver?
Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don’t you remember? It was YOU!!
SUCKERS !!! :booty: