Dont bang your picnic table

gotta hand it to him for at least being inventive. What the fuck is this guy’s thought process? Is he just flipping burgers one day when he turns and looks at his table and a little light bulb pops up? “HEY!!! I CAN FUCK THAT!!!”…or did he one day just decide that his hand wasn’t good enough, so he went on a hunt for objects to fuck? i want to know what he was thinking.