drunk darth vador attacks jedi

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/north_west/7360871.stm

wtf? :lol:

The court was told he had a “chronic alcohol problem” and had drunk the best part of a 10-litre box of wine.

That’s a lot of wine to still be standing, let alone impersonating Vader.

Defending, Frances Jones, said alcohol was “ruining his life” and he had no idea where he got the crutch from.

Some poor SOB with a broken foot probably had his crutch stolen by Vader besides.