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I’d rather just rail her, but if she wants the box eaten then ya gotta get it done…
Anyone know wtf they are doing down there? I think I need to take a class or something.
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Basic warmup: kissing, touching, squeezing, grabbing, etc. Basic foreplay. She’s game for sexy time? Cool. Move on.
Just start heading south. Despite the fact that you could spend hours, don’t spend too long at the breasts. As tempting as it is, don’t do the whole “squeeze both boobs into one bigger better uniboob” thing. Just give each nipple a little attention. Well, area around the nip first. Then nip.
OK, rock on with the southern migration. Don’t bypass the stomach. Lotsa kissing. Chicks dig contact in all sorts of areas that guys consider a waste of time.
OK cool you kissed her stomach on the way down. Soft kisses on the sweet spot. She’s digging it? Go harder. She’s still getting into it? Cool. Make her want it. Kiss all the way down the inside of the thigh. If the chick’s actually got nice legs this is fun anyhow. Keep playing with her snapper with your hand. Gently.
Work your way back towards the promised land. Light licking near the doorbell (“ding dong ding dong can I come in now?”). Circles around the happy button. On to the other thigh. Bite a little. Back up to the land of milk and honey.
Now just lick till you’re blue in the face. Ease up if she starts to lose the thrusting/moaning gig.
Just try shit and pay attention to how she responds. Once she’s REALLY into it, just maintain the rythm with your tongue and keep her attention with your hands: rubbing/scratching inner thighs, rubbing stomach, play with her ass to keep your own attention. When she’s really digging it don’t go back to the thigh licking teasing stage.
As for taste testing the chocolate starfish: Fuck. No.
Oh, and if the chick’s nasty/hairy/smelly immediately abort mission. Wish her well, douse her with lysol, and go rub one out.
And there you have it.
