Ebay of the day: The Hand of God Rock Wall

http://cgi.ebay.com/Hand-of-God-Rock-Wall_W0QQitemZ150341780892QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item150341780892&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=72%3A1205|66%3A2|65%3A12|39%3A1|240%3A1318|301%3A1|293%3A1|294%3A50

:bloated: :tinfoilhat:

… This guy is definately in it for the money and i still dont see the hand… Maybe you have to see it in person.

I think the movie rights portion is too funny.

Is it me… or does god have two thumbs?

another thing to note, if the thumb is on the right hand side… god is gay

ummmm wtf do people seriously buy these things???

![http://i.ebayimg.com/07/!BQ1vd8g!mk~$(KGrHgoH-DkEjlLl0KttBJ69Pg,1Lw~~_35.JPG](http://i.ebayimg.com/07/!BQ1vd8g!mk~$(KGrHgoH-DkEjlLl0KttBJ69Pg,1Lw~~_35.JPG)

Item condition: NEW

WTF?!?! ORLY?

Gods hand is apparently only worth $1,623…kinda cheap for the Almighty.

wow. just wow. i bet i can make one of these so called “hands of god” by going and chipping away some limestone somewhere lmao

The questions are great-

Q: Hello Paul I do believe that this has been misidentified it looks more like the devils hand to me how can you confirm who’s hand it is? if I was to win the auction could I hold satanic worship services on site or would that have to be negotiate as an additional cost Thanks

A: The Skeptic Seeker God, I don’t know whether you exist. I think you may be only a myth but I’m not certain. If you do exist you must be hearing me now so I herby declare myself a seeker, a seeker of the truth, whatever, wherever and whomever it is. I want to know truth and live the truth so I’m opening my heart. God Bless You


Q: Paul, i have one question for you. Are you Jesus? I was thinking you might have finally come back in disguise, which would explain why you are suffering from all the evil comments that people are making about you. So please, reveal yourself. Karl.

A: You are funny guy. I’m just a reg Joe no better than any. Trying to spread the Word and become a member of the helping profession without going bankrupt. I love all people and I pray and hope the best for all people who have sent me less than kind messages. I’m not better than they but for the grace of God there go I. God Bless Paul Grayhek

Why do they allow people to sell this crap? I’m going to bake a loaf of bread in the shape of a dick and call it Jesus’s wang.

Who wants a bite?

ME ME!

shit you could make some cash out of that

good call.

i’ll go in on it 50/50 with you.

we can charge fees to take a picture with your face near it

it would be funny if the actual scale size was only that of a human hand and when they go out there to “excavate” it, they realize all they need is a shovel

Good luck to them trying to remove that hand in one piece. lol