Even in death, Steve Irwin is more of a bad motherfucker than you'll ever be

[Minglor]

http://flixya.com/jay-leno-tribute-to-crocodile-hunter

Jay Leno’s tribute.

[jeeves744]

@66impalass

actually that was 17 in the last decade. And you are both right, although the toxin is not normially to blame for the death of something, a muscle relaxer directly to the heart will cause the heart to stop beating, hence causing blood to not circulate, causing death. It was more or less a combination of the two, this of course was said in the Tampa Bay Times by local marine biologists

OMG THANK YOU atleast someone gets what i was saying.

[Poose22]

@Minglor

http://flixya.com/jay-leno-tribute-to-crocodile-hunter

Jay Leno’s tribute.

:tup::tup::tup:

[66impalass]

@JaysGreenLX

Last decade? Hmm I’ll have to check on that. I read 17 since…ever.

@Tampa Bay Times

In the past decade, 17 deaths worldwide were the direct result of stingray barb injuries, according to Surf Life Saving Australia

http://www.tbt.com/world/news/article28388.ece

[OfficerK]

actually from the reading I have done on this subject it is found that any hit to the central body is considered to be fatal. This is due to the fact that the poison is injected into the central blood mass and is quickly spread to the vital organs causing them to fail rapidly.

[j_espo1]

@OfficerK

actually from the reading I have done on this subject it is found that any hit to the central body is considered to be fatal. This is due to the fact that the poison is injected into the central blood mass and is quickly spread to the vital organs causing them to fail rapidly.

even in death, Steve is still educating the masses about animals. :tup:

[Jack]

@Pass McGrass

wasnt it wounded and didnt it die like a half hour after you caught it?

He ran it over with his truck… it had its guts hanging out when he picked it up…

[Pass_McGass]

@jeeves744

I know he would have died either way, but he would have had a better chance if it stayed in.

What?

@jeeves744

And im sure he didnt know the thing went through his heart. It stabbed him and he probably just had a knee jerk reaction to pull it out.

Im sure he did. And the knee jerk reaction you are talking about, is a stretch reflex. Not a getting stabbed in the heart reflex.

[OfficerK]

@j_espo1

even in death, Steve is still educating the masses about animals. :tup:

oh hell yeah, had it been by a lion or gator I would simply say meh

but…
a)it was by a freaking stingray!
b)I take stuff in like a sponge
3)i love the animal kingdom, some i like to just know about, others are delicious!

[JDMR2]

LOL AT THE VID

is that his pouch?

no, thats his testicles

[ImportMuscle]

Steve Irwin: a man who literally ate rocks and shit gunpowder.

RIP: you hardcore motherfucker

[jeeves744]

@Pass McGrass

What?

getting stabbed in the heart survival rate 1-2% chance

getting stabbed in the heart with a barb covered in poison that effect your circulatory system 0-.01%

(numbers are made up to make a point so dont anyone try to bitch about them)
make more sense?

Im sure he did. And the knee jerk reaction you are talking about, is a stretch reflex. Not a getting stabbed in the heart reflex.

Either you are a retard or just trying to sound cool, in which case you are still a retard.

knee jerk reaction = reference to anything you just do without thinking about it. aka getting stabbed with something, your first reaction is to just pull it out.

[thelosthero]

i can’t believe it that he actually fuckin died like and it wasn’t even a crocidile or a sanke it was a fuckin fish damn

[Pass_McGass]

@jeeves744

getting stabbed in the heart survival rate 1-2% chance

getting stabbed in the heart with a barb covered in poison that effect your circulatory system 0-.01%

(numbers are made up to make a point so dont anyone try to bitch about them)
make more sense?

Yeahhhh woowwwwww. You are soooo smart.

@jeeves744

knee jerk reaction = reference to anything you just do without thinking about it. aka getting stabbed with something, your first reaction is to just pull it out.

No. A “knee jerk” reaction is a patellar tendon reflex. When a muscle feels like its going to be stretched too far, it contracts so that it wont tear. What does that have to do with a puncture wound?

Like I said before…you have the worst analogies.

And if you were too stupid to realize what I was “What’ing” about:

@jeeves744

I know he would have died either way, but he would have had a better chance if it stayed in.

So why even attempt to try and sound smart by saying he had a better chance by leaving it in?

[AngryHero]

@jeeves744

I know he would have died either way, but he would have had a better chance if it stayed in…

Im sure the stingray would gladly get in the boat and remain still while the barb was still in him.Oh wait.No