rofl + 1 on both statements
hahaha
she said she only wants a man with intelligence etc, what man spending that kind of money will have any intelligence at all ?
shes so gay “i want to capitalize”
Fucking whore. If I was rich i’d outbid everyone just to be able to do stuff with her. I’d blindfold her and tell her I think it’s sexy, then as she’s lying there all horny I would pull out one of those gas weedwackers with a dildo attached to the end and just jam it up her ass.
Take that, virgin bitch.
whoa
Just imagine that, girl is lying there thinking she’s going to have some great sex. Then out of nowhere… “brapp brapp brappppp!!!”
:crackup
hahaa dude
use a sawzall !
BY THE WAY DONT EVER SEARCH ‘SAWZALL DILDO’ ON GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH WITH SAFE MODE OFF
YOU BEEN WARNED
big fat dildo on one of these
idk man the sawzall will work WAY better
rofl perfect. :mwahaha
u guys r fuckin crzy…jackhammers work better
it just spins and gives a slight hammer action only if its really pressed in HARD as fuck , u would rip her open before any hammer action creates any vibration with that
sawzall ftw if u guys dont agree u never used a sawzall 
hammerdrill is the best, it goes in and out and spins
From what I have read she has like rules.
and she is like semi going to pick the person
o wow… that could be a very awkward death
so if u pay u can get turned down and be SOL?
ya i was thinkin that after i posted it
FUCK THAT LOL 250k or MORE and there is RULES ?
LOLLLLLLLLLl
and @ mcflurry no one pays unless they are accepted by her, so u wouldnt spend 250 g’s and be SOL, i mean actually, u would be SOL cuz u just paid 250gs to get laid
Just get her drunk and do her for free.
chris has the right idea
:nod
i need a beer…but i got school in 4 hours :sad
haha shes gonna be a HUGE whore right after all this blows over, thats what happens when you wait until your fuckin 40