everyone ask swift about his couch dancing at my party lol

so swift gets drunk and stands on the couches with another dude and starts dancing in the middle of jillians?

GAY? i think so

hahahahahahah…u da man swift

oh and mike can vouch for this

:umm

not surprised :lol

:benny :gay

mike u missed it…we got back to my house from work and swift was doin the poopie dance real bad lol…i torchured him

:idiots i cant turn my back for like 2 seconds without him doing something homosexual.

I wont repeat the things he spoke of that night.

Oh, I saw slow and swifty today…well I saw slow…swifty was in the truck I guess but didnt see his head. :giggedy

lol yeah he was bobbin for balls :banana

True story.

No idea who the other kid dancing with him was.

:eek

u should be scared , very scared… :lol

:crackup

:ponder

im terrified :ssh

this type of thing shouldn’t be so surprising …i mean come on …its swift

good point, it is kind of expected :lol

haha defiantly is

ok… i had to take a shit, and not just your average… oh i have to poop sensation… like, this was boiling, brewing, mutating, ass ripping, i can’t hold the turtle back anymore or i’m going to shit myself right here right now, and greg decides to drive as slow as possible (after i’ve already been holding it in for like 2 hours) to his house, and then won’t open the door. Then he finally opens it just before i’m about to cry/shit on his driveway, and i go to walk in and he punches me in the stomach.

oh trust me, next time you “turn your back” i’m DEF doing something homosexual. :tong

:ssh

we are no longer best friends.

i take back everything nice i’ve said about your car, and i might even tell everyone how my beater walks you from a dig. :tong

:ohnoes