Ok here are the rules you have to quote him directly. So no adding things that are gayer then what he already says. Also DO NOT high jack this thread its in the sticky topics for a reason you can add your opinions and thoughts to them but dont just babble on about nothing. Ok here we go.
“The Back of my throat really hurts”
Aznjim: “your going to put a camera in your box?”
Swift:“Yeah so you can see all the throbbing cock going in and out”
:wtf :gay :runaway
:wtf :banana
“i wish i had the duece right now” - driving around in the beater… it happens all the time
ha I think thats what we all say even if are cars arent that quick yet :lol
yeah but seriously those are some pretty hard quotes to pass up
this thread is gonna suck when i eventually get a new girl and she signs up. mad embarassing
“you look so cute in those boxer briefs”
" Hey babe do you want me to pay for those?" ( to me )
(sprays girls perfume) sniff sniff “…you smell so pretty nick”
Jim and Swift know these are all true … lol…
god damn swift… lol in aeropostle
:headbang
haha I know :banana
its all good bro
lol we will make sure this is headlineing that day
hell yeah son :mwahaha
i drove to synapse today and thought of like 4 other really embarassing ones, but im not gonna say 'em unless you guys remember ;D
New Years eve :HEY EVERYONE IM GOING TO GO GET NAKED AND PLAY IN THE SNOW, GUY GRAB YOUR CAMERA.