I was on drugs
you couldn’t imagine the
number of times I
was filmed doing worse."
" Do you want to
cuddle with Just Karter"
i once paid for
seven illegal immigrants to
put down sod in
a purple laundry basket.
Dey terk our jerbs.
Said the local redneck
in grandmas sex tape.
(FOLLOW THE STORY! NOT JUST THE LAST FOUR WORDS… wow, NYSpeed sucks at this)
Fucked my friends mom
(Ok… anyone who can’t do this should have a custom title or be banned or something… I mean seriously people is it that hard???WTF!!!)