Haiku Insult Journal

The rules:

  1. Can only insult fellow board members
  2. Must follow a traditional haiku pattern of 5 - 7 - 5 syllables
  3. Please type your haiku in bold and italics, to stand out from the rest of your post.

I’ll begin.


even micah’s pix

taken with grace and much poise

kyle is still ugly


NEW RULE: Must not say username in the haiku -> A riddle to see if other board members can guess ( TY Newman/Zong for idea )

apples oranges pears

much resemblance to this guy

they must all be fruits

zong thinks he’s asian

nigga can’t use the chopsticks

an asian dancer

[quote=“sureshot!”"]

even micah’s pictures

taken with grace and much poise

kyle is still ugly

[/quote]

Sureshot can’t Haiku

“Pictures” has two syllables

Fucking fail Sureshot.

EDIT: damnit, you changed it before I was done, lol

skunkape so pretty

Aaron is a popped collar

sandals with torn jeans

i deliver food

i am dirty and hate Dos

what user am i?

<3 you :smiley:

GQ metro nerd

Takes pictures, runs like gazelle

TK valet whore

All you idiots

Using my name in Haiku

God I hate you so

NEW RULE: Must not say username in the haiku -> A riddle to see if other board members can guess ( TY Newman/Zong for idea )

i have lost my balls

“may i post tonight sweetheart?”

pugs are fucking lame

i just edited all mine

edit: ^^^^ hahahahhha

[quote=“newman,post:10,topic:37082"”]

i have lost my balls

“may i post tonight sweetheart?”

pugs are fucking lame

[/quote]

ROFL

bitches aint shit tat

i like banging 12 year olds

banned from NYspeed

this garret hat’s old

my jersey radiates blue

i love apex seals

[quote=“newman,post:10,topic:37082"”]

i have lost my balls

“may i post tonight sweetheart?”

pugs are fucking lame

[/quote]

:rubicant: :rofl:

final fantasy

i just learned how to drive stick

are goatees still cool?

subaru homeboy

easy target, damn ginger

wish i was in jan

I love young jailbait

You can all call me emo

Dad bought me my cars

i got laid, first time

need to tell the internet

how big is your cock?

[quote=“Joe,post:19,topic:37082"”]

i got laid, first time

need to tell the internet

how big is your cock?

[/quote]

ILI