The rules:
- Can only insult fellow board members
- Must follow a traditional haiku pattern of 5 - 7 - 5 syllables
- Please type your haiku in bold and italics, to stand out from the rest of your post.
I’ll begin.
even micah’s pix
taken with grace and much poise
kyle is still ugly
NEW RULE: Must not say username in the haiku -> A riddle to see if other board members can guess ( TY Newman/Zong for idea )
Zong
2
apples oranges pears
much resemblance to this guy
they must all be fruits
newman
3
zong thinks he’s asian
nigga can’t use the chopsticks
an asian dancer
[quote=“sureshot!”"]
even micah’s pictures
taken with grace and much poise
kyle is still ugly
[/quote]
Sureshot can’t Haiku
“Pictures” has two syllables
Fucking fail Sureshot.
EDIT: damnit, you changed it before I was done, lol
Zong
7
GQ metro nerd
Takes pictures, runs like gazelle
TK valet whore
NEW RULE: Must not say username in the haiku -> A riddle to see if other board members can guess ( TY Newman/Zong for idea )
newman
10
i have lost my balls
“may i post tonight sweetheart?”
pugs are fucking lame
[quote=“newman,post:10,topic:37082"”]
i have lost my balls
“may i post tonight sweetheart?”
pugs are fucking lame
[/quote]
ROFL
Joe
13
bitches aint shit tat
i like banging 12 year olds
banned from NYspeed
[quote=“newman,post:10,topic:37082"”]
i have lost my balls
“may i post tonight sweetheart?”
pugs are fucking lame
[/quote]
:rubicant:
newman
16
final fantasy
i just learned how to drive stick
are goatees still cool?
Joe
19
i got laid, first time
need to tell the internet
how big is your cock?
newman
20
[quote=“Joe,post:19,topic:37082"”]
i got laid, first time
need to tell the internet
how big is your cock?
[/quote]
ILI