Haiku Insult Journal

I hate the Sabres

I root for a losing team

Go Toronto Go

Fast food industry

not working too well for me

poor wigger right hurr

I do not have text
A disgrace to all asia
chopsticks are hard too

[quote=“RobHimself,post:23,topic:37082"”]

I do not have text
A disgrace to all asia
chopsticks are hard too

[/quote]

I’m here in your threadz

Not following the guidelines

I suck at the life

i drive a hot car.
i am to pussy to track,
it. i suck at live!

Who ya gonna call?
I ain’t afraid of no ghost
wanna go UE?

[quote=“RobHimself,post:23,topic:37082"”]

I do not have text
A disgrace to all asia
chopsticks are hard too

[/quote]

I edit my post

hoping people wont see it

I fail horribly

[quote=“forthekicks385,post:25,topic:37082"”]

i drive a hot car.
i am to pussy to track,
it. i suck at live!

[/quote]

ball park hot dogs rule
they so plump when you cook them
i drive clitaurus

[quote=“forthekicks385,post:25,topic:37082"”]

i drive a hot car.
i am to pussy to track,
it. i suck at live!

[/quote]

you’re just a complete idiot aren’t you?

well i would be too if i sucked at LIVE!

[quote=“SkunkApe,post:27,topic:37082"”]

I edit my post

hoping people wont see it

I fail horribly

[/quote]

Single guy with cat
Ninja edits blow my mind
How’s my camo look?

[quote=“RobHimself,post:30,topic:37082"”]

Single guy with cat
Ninja edits blow my mind
How’s my camo look?

[/quote]

LOL!

You think I’m asian

Lack of downforce makes me slow

White car with fart can

on a related note

[quote=“Zong,post:32,topic:37082"”]

You think I’m asian

Lack of downforce makes me slow

White car with fart can

[/quote]

Lack of park bench, SWEET!
fat kid 1 shoe called me rice
I hate everything

boy with yellow car
he must get health insurance
ouch goes rotator

[quote=“Zong,post:32,topic:37082"”]

You think I’m asian

Lack of downforce makes me slow

White car with fart can

[/quote]

I make out with men

I lose to a white scooby

even with huge wing

this one here is from skunk to sureshot i broke a rule using a name FYi

adam i love you
your heart sings to me so cute
stick it in my butt

I make plans with you

I then don’t answer my phone

why am i so whipped?

[quote=“MicaH,post:34,topic:37082"”]

boy with yellow car
he must get health insurance
ouch goes rotator

[/quote]

LOL

meet me at mighty

my electronic drift team

worst member ever

OhMyGod Pumpkins!
Lets carve them to say fail
I will ignore phone

Can’t drive Fifty-Five
Only to cut others off
With much aggression